"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
"I am my own blankie."
how do you respectfully tell a girl that she has an open invitation to sit on your face
I think it’s so funny that as soon as someone learns I’m vegan they automatically start defending themselves about eating meat. I don’t even need to say anything and they trip over themselves trying to justify why they eat meat